Can I punch you in the face.. [pause] ..with my lips?
Can I walk through your bushes and climb your mountains?
I’m a writer, you’re a writer, how about we get naked together and put some poetry in motion?
Do you sleep on your stomach? [No] Can I?
Is it that cold out or are you just smuggling tic-tac’s in your bra?
You know, if I were you, I’d have sex with me.
Sit on my lap and we’ll get things straight between us.
I’m trying to determine after years of therapy and lots of testing, whether or not I’m allergic to sex.
I only have 12 hours to live… please don’t let me die a virgin.
Hey baby, I’ve got a back seat with your name on it.
Are you a banana? Because I find you a-peeling
Roses are red, violets are black, why is your chest as flat as my back?
This may seem corny, but you make me really horny.
Will you marry me for just one night?
I’m not staring at your boobs. I’m staring at your heart.
I don’t have a library card, but do you mind if I check you out?
What has 36 teeth and holds back the Incredible Hulk? My zipper.
Which is easier? You getting into those tight pants or getting you out of them?
Write the following on a napkin and give it to a cute girl: “Smile if you want to have sex with me.” Watch her smile! ♡
Do you have a map? I’m getting lost in your eyes.
See my friend over there? He wants to know if you think I’m cute.