Cute Pick Up Lines
Can I punch you in the face.. [pause] ..with my lips?
I’m a writer, you’re a writer, how about we get naked together and put some poetry in motion?
Do you sleep on your stomach? [No] Can I?
You know, if I were you, I’d have sex with me.
Sit on my lap and we’ll get things straight between us.
Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk by again?
Please call 9-1-1, because you just made my heart stop!
Do you have a map? I’m getting lost in your eyes.
Can you give me directions… to your heart? I’ve seemed to have lost myself in your eyes.
I can die happy now, cause I’ve just seen a piece of heaven.