Can I walk through your bushes and climb your mountains?
Do you sleep on your stomach? [No] Can I?
Could you do me a favor? Could you get on your knees and smile like a donut?
Do you believe in free love? [No] Then how much do you cost?
Is it that cold out or are you just smuggling tic-tac’s in your bra?
Sit on my face and let me get to ‘Nose’ you better
Sit on my lap and we’ll get things straight between us.
I’m trying to determine after years of therapy and lots of testing, whether or not I’m allergic to sex.
Want to spend the night at my house tonight? The couch may not pull out, but I do.
I only have 12 hours to live… please don’t let me die a virgin.
Hey baby, I’ve got a back seat with your name on it.
I have the entire dictionary written on my dick.
Girl you’re like a car accident, cause I just can’t look away. ♡
Baby, I’m no Fred Flintstone, but I can make your Bedrock!
Brrr! My hands are cold. Can I warm them in your heaving breasts?
Can I be the wiener in your hotdog?
Are you a farmer? No, ‘cuz you sure know how to raise a cock.
Are you a horse? (No) Can I ride you anyway?
Are you a light switch? ‘Cause you turn me on!
You must be yogurt because I want to spoon you
Your legs are like an Oreo Cookie. I wanna split them and eat all the good stuff in the middle
Are you a lumberjack? Because you just gave me wood!
Are those Guess jeans? ‘Cause guess who wants to get into ’em
Hey, you wanna do a 68? You go down on me, and I’ll owe you one
Are you anorexic? Oh, OK, then I’ll understand if you spit.
Are those lumberjack pants your wearing? They are giving me a wood.
Damn, are you my new boss? Cause you just gave me a raise
Are you cold? (Yes) You want a jacket? (Sure) Well, not here, you can jack it when you get back to my room.
F**k me if I’m wrong, but isn’t your name Hilda?
Are those pants on sale? Cause they’re 100{8f9fb8014be5dad348a4ec3f137916f9471688c8dac04483a8605215a0e34d92} off at my place!
Would it be weird if I wanted to bang your brains out, or just that I didn’t call you after?
Are you cold? Let me be your electric blanket. Just plug me in and I’ll make you feel nice and toasty inside and out
Did you just come out of the oven? Because you’re hot
(Leaning over to whisper) I think about you when I masturbate.♡
Do you have a shovel? Cause I’m diggin’ that ass!
All those curves, and me with no brakes
Wanna go halves on a baby?
(Look down at the crotch) It’s not just going to suck itself
Sex is a sensation caused by temptation, when a man puts his location in a woman’s destination, did you understand the explanation or would you like a demonstration?
Apart from being sexy, what do you do for a living?
Are you the lottery lady on TV, because I’m picturing you holding up my balls
(Stare at her until she says “What!?!”) It isn’t just gonna suck itself
When you eat water melon, do you spit or swallow the seeds?
Are you a bad load of laundry? You make my pants feel two sizes too small.
I’m like a Rubiks Cube, the more you play with me the harder I get
Are my undies showing? [“No.”] “Would you like them to?”
I could’ve called heaven and asked for an angel, but I was hoping you’re a slut instead
Are you gay? (No.) Wow, me neither, let’s have sex.
Hey baby, let’s play house, you can be the door and I’ll slam you all night long
(Use index finger to call someone over then say) I made you come with one finger, imagine what I could do with my whole hand.