Mean Pick Up Lines
Are you a potato? because you look like one.
Did it hurt when you fell from heaven? Cause obviously you landed on your face ♡
Your eyes are as blue as window cleaner.
Woman to Man: Whip it out and show me what you got, so I can save the disappointment from later.
Where’s your paper bag? (What?) Your paper bag to put over your head.
Let’s face it. I’m hot, you’re hot and we both know you got a crush on me.
I was just curious? Are you as good as all the guys say you are?
He: Well then, would you sleep with me for 20 cents? She: No, what kind of woman do you think I am? He: We’ve established what kind of woman that you are, we’re just haggling over the price.
Excuse me M’am, you dropped a piece of ass, let me get that for you. (then grab her ass)
Excuse me, but does this smell like chloroform to you?
Do you like to dance? Well then, could you go dance so I can talk to your friend?
Do you wanna come dance with the big bad wolf? [ No! ] Its okay, the other two pigs said no too!
Did something bad happen to you or are you just naturally ugly.
Are your parents retarded, ’cause you sure are special.
Are you going to the party tonight (what party?) The one in your mouth, everybody’s cumming.
[man] Excuse me, would you like to dance? [women] NO! [man] Maybe u didn’t hear me…. I said u look really fat in those pants!
A face without freckles is like a night sky without stars.
You look like trash, may I take you out?
Did it hurt when you fell from heaven? Because you obviously landed on your face.
You smell… We should go take a shower together.
I’m willing to lower my standards if you’re going on a date with me.
You look fabulous… for your age.
You might not be the best looking girl here, but beauty is only a light switch away.
You know the more I drink, the prettier you get!
Your eyes are as blue as my toilet water at home.
You owe me a drink, you’re so ugly I dropped mine when I saw you.
You don’t sweat much for a fat chick.
What’s a slut like you doing in a classy joint like this?
If you were even half as gorgeous as me, I’d consider sleeping with you.
I had your sister last year, she sucked. Wanna defend your family honor?
Your eyes are as blue as the sea I dumped my ex’s body in.
Excuse me, is that semen in your hair?
Did you fall from heaven? Cause your face is pretty messed up!